Collogus/Columbus...

Happy Collogus

Day

People!!!!!

Or, Columbus Day…

Only in America would we celebrate a man finding real estate!

Here's the back story about the whole Collogus fiasco…

 

 

 

It's a day in which we eat chili and celebrate the loss of our children to collegiate society. We eat the chili, drink the beer and drape the house in garlands of bratwurst.

Buy extravagant gifts of diamond inlay pens and pencils and notebooks with notes of how unacceptable it would be for them to fail in any way- out of college.

We also begin the ritual of turning their bedroom into an office for mom.

 

So to all of you, begin next years Collogus shopping early and be sure to remember everyone who sent you a Collogus day card next year…Because the postal service needs your money.

 

Happy Collogus to all and to all a good night.

My daughter came home exasperated one time because everything was closed and she said, "COLLOGUS! COLLOGUS! What is this COLLOGUS DAY!?!?"
And I said, "You mean Columbus Day?"
And she said, "Oh, OH!!!"
So I call it Collogus Day.
It's funnier.
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