Some are leaders...Other's have no beat.

Some leaders in foreign governments really sound like Ozzie Osborne talking. Really.

I listened to a foreign leader speak to the General Assembly of the United Nations and thought, “Wow, just rambling on aren’t we? Reaching, as it were….”

I just kind of went “hmmmm?”

He sort of reminded me of Adam Sandler’s, “Grandma Song”….

If you’ve never heard it, look it up.

It will make sense to you after you hear it.

I mean, it was like he wanted to get an idea across but didn’t have any idea about how to go about doing that. So he took sections of it and kind of splurted it out…If “splurt” is a word.

Hua.

Well, here’s hoping he gets a good speech writer. A good speech writer is worth a billion dollars in gold. Ask Bob Shrum, the speech writer.

He must be an intelligent man, I mean he leads a country; however, he needs linguistic help or a better translator.

I don’t know.

Any who….To continue….

Have you ever seen the movie “The Jerk” with Steve Martin?

In that movie, he tries to keep time with the music by snapping his fingers….However; he just can’t get the beat.

Thus proving that not only can’t white men dance, they can’t even keep a beat.

It’s a wonder we have children.

So, Booga and I were listening to Michael Jackson in the car yesterday. And Booga loves loves loves Michael Jackson. This is someone that he has found out he really likes listening to in the car. It’s like his own disco wonderland without the mirrored spinning ball.

He was bouncing along when Billie Jean came on, and I didn’t think much of it because he’s listened to Billie Jean before. And most people that are 40 and younger know that Billie Jean has a marked beat to it. You can’t miss it, and he keeps bouncing along like Rush Limbaugh in front of a drooling pack of Republican’s and he tries to clap with the beat…..And completely fails to hit it every time.

It was like watching Steve Martin in “The Jerk.”

I know it might be because of his Autism; however, you couldn’t get around the fact that it was downright hilarious.

You are now officially allowed to laugh.